Pilot

Season 1
Episode 1

KABAM Finally posted this. (And whenever I feel the need, I will change up the topics because I am the LEADER of this blog.)

Love:

There may or may not be a signal

Barney: There's no such thing as the signal! But yeah, that was the signal

Probably not the best idea to say "I love you" on the first date

Robin: I think I like your suit.

Ted: I think I like your new french horn.

Robin: I think I like your nose.

Ted: I think I'm in love with you.

Robin: What?

You should always have references

Robin: Everyone thinks they're a good kisser.

Ted: Oh, I've got references.

Sex:

Probably not the best idea to have sex on a bunkbed

Ted: I've been there for all the big you and Lily moments. The night you met, your first date... other firsts.

Marshall Eriksen: Yeah... sorry, we thought you were asleep.

Ted: It's physics, Marshall. If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves too. 

Some people can't even spank for fun
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"Lebanese chicks are the new half-Asians"

Friends:

When you're trying to be romantic, your friends will knock you upside the head with a dose of reality
Ted: (pointing at Robin) You see that girl over there? (about to say, "I'm going to marry her")
Barney: Oh yeah you just know she likes it dirty.

You can meet your friends in the bathroom

Barney: Barney. We met at the urinal.

Your friends will teach you how to live

Barney: Ted, I am gonna teach you how to live.

Even if you meet a cute guy at a bar, friends come first
Robin: My friend in the middle just got dumped so every guy is "the enemy"
(So just get his number in secret then throw a drink in his face. He should be cool with it)

Comedy:
Plot twists are fun

Marshall Eriksen: [rehearsing with Ted] Will you marry me?

Ted: Yes, perfect! 

Older Ted: And that is how I met... Your Aunt Robin

Jobs:

Don't be a teacher because students are hot for teachers.

Lily Aldrin: Ugh! I'm exhausted, it was finger-painting day at school and a five year old boy...

[Opens jacket to reveal a hand shaped stain on her blouse]

Lily Aldrin: got to second base with me.

TADA. Please enjoy. I will go back to regular posting on Saturday. Just everything is crazy. Please forgive me.

Until Saturday!

Owyn