School

I think I want to wait on these two blogs until summer. Sorry I keep flip flopping, but school life is crazy. No me gusta.

Purple Giraffe

Season 1
Episode 2


Love:
Definitely not a good idea to tell someone you just met "I Love you"

Barney: So, it's over between me and... Works-with-Carlos girl.
Ted Mosby: Whoa, that was fast.
Barney: Yeah. I was trying to think, "What's the quickest way to get rid of a girl you just met?"
[flashback to about 5 seconds ago]
Barney: I think I'm in love with you.
Girl - Works With Carlos Girl: What?

Some people can't do casual

[trying to act casual]
Ted Mosby: [on the phone] Hello?
Robin: Hi, Ted.
Ted Mosby: Amanda? Oh, Denise, sorry, you totally sounded like Amanda...

If you want to get a chick to like you, throw her a party

And if she doesn't show up because she's busy, then throw one the next night

And if she's still busy then throw one on the third night

Once you get engaged, she will want it all day erryday

(Lily is constantly horny around her future husband Marshall)

There may or may not be a switch to turn off your feelings

Robin: You can't turn off the way you feel.

Ted Mosby: [pantomimes turning a dial on his chest] Click. Off. Let's make out.

Robin: What?

Ted Mosby: What, that was the off switch! And I turned it off... I mean, yes, sure, I wanna fall in love, get married, blah blah blah, but... on the other hand, you, me... the roof...

Robin: There's no off switch.

Ted Mosby: There's an off switch. And it's off.

Robin: [leaning in] No it's not.

Ted Mosby: Yes, it is.

Robin: No, it's not.

Ted Mosby: Yes. It is...

[they kiss passionatly]

Ted Mosby: ...No it's not... You were right. There's no off switch... God, I wish there was an off switch!

Friends:

Being "just friends" with someone isn't the end of the world

(That's what Ted and Robin are, for now... *evil laugh*)

Jobs:
Sometimes you gotta start doing lower than low
Robin does the little puff pieces at her journalism job and does a story about a kid gets stuck in a crane machine because he wants a purple giraffe)

Life:
Life is a bitch, because you can manage to want to marry someone with NO intention of ever getting married.
(Which is why I anti-ship Ted and Robin)

Goodnight all! (It's like 9 where I am). I didn't really like this episode so this is all I got. Sowwy

Owyn

Pilot

Season 1
Episode 1

KABAM Finally posted this. (And whenever I feel the need, I will change up the topics because I am the LEADER of this blog.)

Love:

There may or may not be a signal

Barney: There's no such thing as the signal! But yeah, that was the signal

Probably not the best idea to say "I love you" on the first date

Robin: I think I like your suit.

Ted: I think I like your new french horn.

Robin: I think I like your nose.

Ted: I think I'm in love with you.

Robin: What?

You should always have references

Robin: Everyone thinks they're a good kisser.

Ted: Oh, I've got references.

Sex:

Probably not the best idea to have sex on a bunkbed

Ted: I've been there for all the big you and Lily moments. The night you met, your first date... other firsts.

Marshall Eriksen: Yeah... sorry, we thought you were asleep.

Ted: It's physics, Marshall. If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves too. 

Some people can't even spank for fun
(No comment)

"Lebanese chicks are the new half-Asians"

Friends:

When you're trying to be romantic, your friends will knock you upside the head with a dose of reality
Ted: (pointing at Robin) You see that girl over there? (about to say, "I'm going to marry her")
Barney: Oh yeah you just know she likes it dirty.

You can meet your friends in the bathroom

Barney: Barney. We met at the urinal.

Your friends will teach you how to live

Barney: Ted, I am gonna teach you how to live.

Even if you meet a cute guy at a bar, friends come first
Robin: My friend in the middle just got dumped so every guy is "the enemy"
(So just get his number in secret then throw a drink in his face. He should be cool with it)

Comedy:
Plot twists are fun

Marshall Eriksen: [rehearsing with Ted] Will you marry me?

Ted: Yes, perfect! 

Older Ted: And that is how I met... Your Aunt Robin

Jobs:

Don't be a teacher because students are hot for teachers.

Lily Aldrin: Ugh! I'm exhausted, it was finger-painting day at school and a five year old boy...

[Opens jacket to reveal a hand shaped stain on her blouse]

Lily Aldrin: got to second base with me.

TADA. Please enjoy. I will go back to regular posting on Saturday. Just everything is crazy. Please forgive me.

Until Saturday!

Owyn

Well Hai There

If you look at my "Everything I Know I Learned from the Simpsons" blog, I'm talking about how the Simpsons shaped my childhood.

Here I'm talking about how How I Met Your Mother is shaping my teenhood and adulthood.

I will discuss the following topics here:


Love
Sex
Family
Politics
Fear
Celebrities
Sexism
Comedy
School
Jobs
Yourself
Religion

Please enjoy

Owyn